Go to hell

I love this picture. I’m a huge fan of wearing bright bold colors that say I don’t give a fuck. It takes an incredibly confident man to pull of that look. However if you have weak body language you’re just going to look like a little bitch. Wear something like this because you pack more nuts then the Planters factory.

The undershirt

Ok bro… let’s get in the trust tree. That white undershirt you got on that I can see. What don’t you like about crushing pussy? It screams, “Hi. My name is Scooter and I enjoy breathing through my mouth”.


Now to make sure we are all on the same page. Having your undershirt show like the above picture makes you look like a total utter dickhead.  If you’re going to wear your shirt open like that with an undershirt make sure to find one that doesn’t show or try what this guy does.

Summer Shoes

Summer is just right around the corner so we all know what that means. Scantily clad women in skirts and low cut tops with their titties bouncing in a glorious display. Then you know what comes around to ruin it? Some guy wearing flip flops with what looks like a highly developed case of gangrene attached to it.

You're not doing yourselves any favors in speeding up the timeline of a woman seeing you naked by wearing those flip flops

With that in mind there are going to be certain occasions where flip flops are appropriate on men.

1. Does your toenail polish match your fingernail polish?

2. Are on you at the beach or on the way to it?

Those my friends is the only appropriate time I should see flops on your feet out in public. Let me show you some steez so you won’t be that bro.


Brown would seem like to go to color but I prefer a boat shoe with some color and pop. Blue boat shoes will go pretty well with anything you can throw at them. These suede ones are pretty nice as well.



These white shoes are by far my one of my most favorite to wear in the day while gallavanting around with a pocket full of miracles. The insoles make me feel like I’m walking on the moon.



Always a classic style.



Now this is swagger!