Tagged: brothority

Come at me bro!

Now a message from the Brothority.

I’m bombarded with this all day long now that winter has arrived to San Diego.  Guys in hoodies emblazoned with  Volcom or RVCA. When I see guys like this I think of them playing World of Warcraft, drinking Mountain Dew, and breathing out of their mouth.

The last time they saw a female naked was when they were born.

Now let’s contrast it with this look. It’s still more or less the same but so much better. It still retains that casual look but says you’re a man not to be fucked with . The guys above look like they snuck off from their parents to smoke some brown mexi swag.

The Rake

This is how it’s done.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let’s pay attention to what is done right here.

  1. The shoulders of the jacket are just right
  2. Waist of the jacket doesn’t resemble a lifeless sack
  3.  Showing enough shirt cuff. Ideally you want to see about .5″ of shirt cuff
  4. Slim… not hipster nutter tight pants
  5. Tie width matches the lapel width of the jacket

Everything about this picture conveys bad ass on the level of Chuck Norris.

Now compare to this brostake. This is how most guys wear a suit.