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Proper fit is key

Hey Scooter? How many times do I have to tell you that proper fit is key? Word on the street is you’re no longer practicing your nun-chuck skills on Melanie’s front yard anymore. So I guess that’s an improvement. It looks like your sort of listening to the Brothority but it’s still not sinking in quite yet.

Proper fit is key
Blazer… check
Button up… check
Slacks… check
Hair looks like it was combed by an angry wet cat… check

Total lack of awareness of how things should fit? Total mind bottling fucking yes!

Let’s get back in the trust tree. You don’t look like a total dickhead anymore which is an improvement. You look like a sloppy homeless bum who just bought new clothes though.

Nothing fits you. Why does nothing fit you?!?!?! Why is your shirt untucked? It’s not giving off that effortless cool vibe. It makes you look awkward and uncomfortable.

Now lets fix this shit for you.
1. Fix those sleeves. You should see a .25 – .5 inches of your shirt cuff
2. Those pants! Who the fuck are you kidding?!?! You don’t work out so I know you don’t have thighs the size of oaks. So get slimmer pants or ask your tailor to slim down your pants.
3. Take in a jacket a bit. You have a slim physique so you should be showcasing that not trying to look like your clothes are eating you.
4. Corn flower blue shirt? Corn flower fucking blue?!?!? Your killing me bro!
Lose the blue shirt. It’s cool for work. If you know what you’re doing then I’ve seen some sick blue shirts about town. You don’t. So lose the blue shirt. It looks like you just got off from your cubicle farm job.

Meanwhile your wingman is killing it out there simply because he knows what the fuck is up.
Proper fit is key